February 2012
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I’m trying to get back on track with my classes so I’ve had to neglect my Tumblr quite a bit.
The few posts that have appeared are the ones that my queue spits out every now and then, but that’s gonna run out in the next day or so. Sorry!
Oh, and for the ones who have left me messages and fan mail, I’m really sorry for not replying yet! I’m working on cleaning out...
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
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"A pretty face but the chase ain't worth the...
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