mickeyandminnie:

 

*hears noises at night*:  Well I guess this is the end for me, I had a good life
*gets shampoo in eye*:  I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:  I think I'm having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:  Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:  Don't take your eyes off the paper you will get caught cheating and kicked out of school and become a peasant
*gets sunburn*:  Great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:  I guess my leg will have to get amputated why did this happen to me

me arriving

same

did it hurt when u fell from heaven

Yes because I belly flopped

thenotebookdoodles:

friendships & relationships.